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jarrodis:

single, not sure how to mingle

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sorelatable:

Orange is the New Black doesn’t have the “previously on…” because they know you watched the whole season in one day

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kupky:

how to not see spoilers

  • finish series in nonstop marathon without sleep before returning to tumblr

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nickcarragay:

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

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icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

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theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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